"Bird Buoys" Lobster Pot Floats

Outside my window this morning, the snow is coming down sideways. Not gently. Not romantically. Sideways. The kind of snowstorm that makes you reconsider every optimistic weather forecast you’ve ever believed. The wind is howling like it’s auditioning for a Nor’easter documentary, and somewhere out back a feeder is swinging with all the dignity of a caffeinated metronome.

And yet…

On my screen glows a memory of summer logic and seaside brilliance: lobster pot floats reborn as birdhouses.

Bright red. Emerald green. Cerulean blue. Sunshine yellow. Each one once bobbed in the Atlantic, marking a working lobster trap off our coast. Now? Boutique waterfront condos for feathered fanatics.

And here’s the part that makes me grin into my Monday coffee — these were made locally and sold at the farmer’s market in Narragansett.

Of course they were.

Because where else would someone look at retired lobster gear and say,
“You know what this needs? A chickadee with ambition.”

There they hung at the market — rows of nautical rainbows, each float fitted with a circular entry, a tidy perch, and thick rope tails dangling like maritime tassels. They looked less like yard décor and more like a seaside co-op board waiting to interview tenants.

Let’s talk about birds for a moment.

Birds are fanatics.

If humans pursued housing with the laser focus of a wren in nesting season, the real estate market would require helmets. A sparrow will inspect, re-inspect, measure, chirp, reject, reconsider, and then — at the faintest suggestion of competition — escalate into a full-blown bidding war.

“Oh, YOU like the green float? Well, I’ve always had an affinity for emerald.”

Have you ever seen a house sparrow argue? It makes political debates look like tea parties.

But here’s what I love most.

Someone in our own community — someone who probably also debates sunflower seed blends and tidal charts — decided that these floats deserved a second act. That birds deserved bright shelter. That a little bit of coastal ingenuity could become a sanctuary.

That’s the kind of thinking that restores my faith on a Monday morning.

And since we’re being completely transparent here, allow me an obvious and shameless plug: the artist behind these masterpieces is Island Buoys and Driftwood — which might be the most perfectly Rhode Island name ever conceived.

I mean, if that name doesn’t make you want to buy something nautical and hang it immediately, check your pulse.

Island Buoys and Driftwood took working water history and turned it into avian real estate. That’s not crafting. That’s coastal wizardry.

Bird people — and I say this as a card-carrying member — are beautifully unreasonable. We will hike miles in sleet for a glimpse of an owl. We will stand in marsh grass while the wind rearranges our facial features. We will whisper excitedly about feather patterns as if discussing Renaissance art.

And we will absolutely hang a lobster float in the yard and say,
“Welcome home, you tiny airborne lunatics.”

There is something heroic in that kind of affection.

In the middle of storms — literal and otherwise — there are people who look up. People who build small havens. People who see a buoy and imagine a bluebird.

Birds, meanwhile, remain gloriously unstoppable.

They wake up in sideways snow and sing anyway.
They launch into headwinds like it’s a competitive sport.
They build homes out of twigs, audacity, and pure conviction.

Fanatics? Yes.
Inspirational? Undeniably.

So, this Monday morning, while the storm rattles windows and the coffee cools too fast, I’m thinking about technicolor floats from the Narragansett farmer’s market and the humans who made them with calloused hands and creative hearts.

I’m thinking about birds inspecting their nautical condos with exaggerated seriousness.

And I’m reminded that joy often hangs from a rope, painted in primary colors, waiting for wings.

Naturally…

I bought one.


One response to “Monday Morning Real Estate — Avian Edition (Narragansett, RI)”

  1. Better housing a bird than ending up in a landfill. People love them up here as well.
    The winds are starting in Maine and we’re waiting for your snow. Calling for 6-9 inches. Guess winter isn’t through with us yet.
    ❄️

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